NOTORIOUS MISCHIEF MAKERS RETURN, the New York Times, Tuesday, July 31st,

Infamous makers of mischief, Mindy and Breanna, seem to have come out of hiding after a period of 15 years. Under the title "The adventures of Mindy and Breanna Part I: THE LONG AWAITED REUNION", an article was submitted anonymously to a journal and made known to the public. This release of information regarding the activities of the two dangerous and most world-renowned mischief-makers represents a serious breach in national security. Upon reading the aforementioned article, people in the cities of London, New York and Paris took to the streets in a panic entirely appropriate for the situation. "I just don't feel safe anymore," were the words of 17 year old DanielRadcliffe. "I think we may have to entirely cease the making of any more Harry Potter Movies." This, after police informed Radcliffe that they had reason to believe he may be a particular target. Police picked up on a correspondance between the two mischief-makers, in which they cruelly and mercilessly insulted both his hair and his acting skills. Fellow actress in the harry Potter series playing the role of Hermoine Granger, had this to say: "We will continue with the movies. We won't let the terrible threat of mischief alter our daily lives. Those who cannot be named -- the mischief-makers themselves -- cannot and will not intimidate us. We will not live our lives in fear. We will make the next movie, inspite of Daniel's perhaps less-than-satisfactory acting. It's amazing how much special effects can do for a movie." J.K. Rowling had no comment, leading police to suspect that she may be an accomplice of the fearsome pair. The subtle mention of a "curious jingling noise" and of a second world in the mysterious article reinforced this notion. It may be possible that the whole of the magical realm may be aligned with the mischief-makers. In response to this world-wide crisis, US president, George W. Bush, spoke of the role of mischief in the axis of evil. He finished his speech with the fateful words: "The war on Mischief has begun." Needless to say the world is ill at ease, and anxiously awaits the second installment of "The Adventures of Mindy and Breanna," which will further make clear the duplictous plans of the returned and reuionited makers of mischief.