mardi 31 juillet 2007

Nota bene: a suspicious document has been found, yet to be deciphered....

*every clue points to this being the handiwork of M not B. Found, line 4, Paris metro. Any suggested translations are welcomed.

"Once upon a time there was a plucky ploddering bustard with a very bad temper. His name was Frederick. Frederick had a critical friend named Henrietta. Frederick was spasmodically in love with Henrietta. To show his love for her he decided to launder. So he put on a flippant suit, bought a fripperous engagement ring and laundered all night long. She was completely won over. They lived often ever after."

1 commentaire:

Mindy and Elise a dit…

Analysts have analysed and reanalysed the contents of the note and have concluded that, decoded, it means the following, "Oh Man, I Really Wish I had that Pelvis Bone right now." It appears to be a code within a code, because clearly the above statement is absolutely nonsensical. The best of the best have been working on this, and all their work has left them truly and utterly baffled.